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    WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!!

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

    She asked, 'What's on TV?'

    I said, 'Dust.'

    And then the fight started....

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

    I bought her a weighing scale.

    And then the fight started.....

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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

    So I took her to a petrol pump

    And then the fight started....

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    My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."

    I replied, "Your eyesight is perfect.."

    And then the fight started....

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    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

    "Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

    So I took her to my parents' house.

    And then the fight started....

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    Dedicated to all married couples.

    I sent it to my friend.
    He sent it to his wife and then the fight started.
     
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    Why Women Need a Husband?
    A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?”

    The psychiatrist replied: “YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But something's inevitably will not go the way you want. Something's will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won't work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame?
    Will you blame Yourself?”

    Woman: “NO!!!”

    Psychiatrist: “Yes... That's why you need a husband “

    Source: WhatsApp forward
     
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