Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Lalithambigai, Jun 7, 2019.
Reminds me of my naughty son..
Thats the best medication I take when I get a little 'me' time which is rarely 'sumtime'
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Today is World Marriage Day !!
A few interesting
GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE :
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
– Bill Clinton
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. It helps a lot. Only, she goes Tuesdays, and I go Fridays.”
– George W. Bush
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
– Rudy Giuliani
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
– Michael Jordan
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
– Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once..
– Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
– David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
– Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– Barack Obama
When you are in love,
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
And the best one …
“Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer”.
Have a wonderful day !!
Alexa has stopped recognizing and responding to my voice commands..
I guess she's now officially a part of my family...