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    Thats the best medication I take when I get a little 'me' time which is rarely 'sumtime' :innocent:;)
     
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    @Lalithambigai welcome back. :) hope all is well.. Good to see your posts...
     
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    Today is World Marriage Day !!

    A few interesting
    GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE :

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
    – Al Gore

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    – Socrates

    Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
    – Mike Tyson

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    – Bill Clinton

    “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. It helps a lot. Only, she goes Tuesdays, and I go Fridays.”
    – George W. Bush

    “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
    – Rudy Giuliani

    “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
    – Michael Jordan

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
    1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
    2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
    – Shaquille O’Neal

    The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once..
    – Kobe Bryant

    You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
    – David Hasselhoff

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    – Alec Baldwin

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
    – Barack Obama

    When you are in love,
    Wonders happen.
    But once you get married,
    You wonder, what happened.


    And the best one …

    “Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer”.

    Have a wonderful day !!
     
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    Alexa has stopped recognizing and responding to my voice commands..

    I guess she's now officially a part of my family...
     
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