Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Lalithambigai, Jun 7, 2019.
Enjoy the simple things in life, Sir!
Hi thank you.
It is clear that trained mind would see only good in everything. Glass Half filled.
"You have a right to perform your prescribed duties, but you are not entitled to the fruits of your actions. Never consider yourself to be the cause of the results of your activities, nor be attached to inaction. – Bhagavad Gita – Verse 47 of Chapter 2"
Title: Mythical Man denies Paternity ....or....
Refuses Babysitting while Antiperspirant had failed.
God here too my trained eyes look at good things by the flower filled lake side a pair of swans reminding me the vehicle of Goddess Saraswathi ......
Thanks and Regards.
Hey Alexa, can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product can I afford ?
Alexa : Apple juice !
Signs of aging -
Written by a confident lady.
After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot.
Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion . His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car and it has been stolen."
There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Idiot", he shouted, "I who dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car."
Haha good one