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  1. Mistt

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    Facts!
     
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    Wow! What a thought!:tongueout:
     
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    I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

    The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

    I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

    The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

    I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

    The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

    I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

    The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."

    I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

    The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”

    I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

    After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

    I believe in all religions now......
     
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    Wife came home with 9 cases of beer, 8 wine bottles, 10 whisky bottles and 2 Bread packets.

    Husband : क्या कोई मेहमान आ रहे हैं ?

    Wife : No

    Husband : फिर इतनी Bread लाने की क्या जरूरत थी ?
     
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    Lol
     
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    Men are men
     
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