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    our earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:

    1st in beer
    2nd in wine
    3rd in whiskey
    4th in mineral water

    The next day, the teacher shows the results:

    The 1st worm in beer, dead.

    The 2nd in wine, dead.

    The 3rd in whiskey, dead.

    The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy.

    The teacher asks the class:

    - What do we learn from this experience?

    And a child responds:

    - Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms.
     
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    This is called thinking Out of the box :tearsofjoy:
     
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    thats it he got it..the child is brilliant
     
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    Just Wondering

    *Duryodhan & Rahul Gandhi*
    ```Both without talent. But yet wanted to be rulers on the principle of birth-right.```

    *Bhishma & Advani*
    ```Never crowned. Got respect & yet became helpless at the end of their lives.```

    *Arjun & Narendra Modi*
    ```Both talented. Reached the highest position due to being on the side of dharma. But realise how difficult it is to follow and practice.```

    *Karna & Manmohan Singh*
    ```Both intelligent. But never reached anywhere being on the side of adharma.```

    *Shakuni & Kejriwal*
    ```Both never fought a war, just played dirty tricks.```

    *Dhritrashtra & Sonia*
    ```Both were blind for love of their sons.```

    *Lord Krishna and APJ Abdul Kalam*
    ```We celebrate both of them but do not follow what they taught and preached.```

    *This is MAHABHARAT and BHARAT*

    A little bit of humor during the election season!!!

    Source : Whatsapp
     

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