Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mistt, Feb 22, 2017.
our earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:
1st in beer
2nd in wine
3rd in whiskey
4th in mineral water
The next day, the teacher shows the results:
The 1st worm in beer, dead.
The 2nd in wine, dead.
The 3rd in whiskey, dead.
The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy.
The teacher asks the class:
- What do we learn from this experience?
And a child responds:
- Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms.
The reply says it all
This is called thinking Out of the box
thats it he got it..the child is brilliant
*Duryodhan & Rahul Gandhi*
```Both without talent. But yet wanted to be rulers on the principle of birth-right.```
*Bhishma & Advani*
```Never crowned. Got respect & yet became helpless at the end of their lives.```
*Arjun & Narendra Modi*
```Both talented. Reached the highest position due to being on the side of dharma. But realise how difficult it is to follow and practice.```
*Karna & Manmohan Singh*
```Both intelligent. But never reached anywhere being on the side of adharma.```
*Shakuni & Kejriwal*
```Both never fought a war, just played dirty tricks.```
*Dhritrashtra & Sonia*
```Both were blind for love of their sons.```
*Lord Krishna and APJ Abdul Kalam*
```We celebrate both of them but do not follow what they taught and preached.```
*This is MAHABHARAT and BHARAT*
A little bit of humor during the election season!!!
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