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    How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
    First 3 years....
    Perfumes, Flowers,
    Chocolate,
    Fruits...

    �������������
    After 3 years....
    Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions,
    Baby Oils....

    �������������
    After 15 years....
    Tiger balm, axe oil, methylsalicilate ointment
    Vicks,

    �������������
    After 40 years....
    Spiritual books, watching Tv alone

    �������������
    Four stages of marriage:
    ��Mad for each other,
    �� Made for each other,
    �� Mad at each other &
    �� Mad because of each other

    �������������
    What's Marriage?
    Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!

    �������������
    Definition Of Happy Couple -
    HE Does What SHE Wants…
    SHE Does What SHE Wants

    �������������
    Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....

    Husband:
    Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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    'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
    - Shakespeare

    "Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
    - Shakespeare's Wife
     
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    GOLDEN words of Shakespeare`s wife.
     
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    :hello:& the best “the whole “.
    Thanks and Regards.
     
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    The English bard also said
    MARRY OR NOT
    AT FORTY ONEWOULD FEGRET,!
     
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