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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mistt, Feb 22, 2017.

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    Friends who belong to Second and third category are okay for me.
     
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    Thought for the day :

    The correct spelling is SCHOOL , not SCHOOL. Some people put the second O before the first O which is absolutely wrong.
     
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    Nice thought!:tongueout:
     
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    what ..I dint get it ... :thinking:
     
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    Actually I too didn't get it but when I saw this forward I remembered your response of yesterday mmmmm and thought you might get what it means :)
     
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    Read this joke and you will understand that joke, too.

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    Ooooo .. I get it .. may be OCD people ..lol
     
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    Naughty Notices

    1. Advt In A Long Island Shop:
    Guitar, for sale......Cheap
    ....................no strings attached.

    2. Sign In Hospital Waiting Room:
    Smoking Helps You Lose Weight
    ................... One Lung At A Time !

    3. On a bulletin board:
    Success Is Relative.
    ........... The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

    4. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking
    ........................ I Gave Up Reading

    5. My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses
    ....................... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

    6. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When :
    ...................... Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lip stick
    ...................... Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

    7. Sign In A Bar :
    ................. Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.

    8. Sign In Driving School:
    ..........If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

    9. Behind Every Great Man
    ....... There Is A Surprised Woman

    10. The Reason Men Lie Is Because
    ................... Women Ask too Many Questions..

    11. Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
    .......... Snore And You sleep Alone

    12. The Surest Sign that Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In the Universe is the fact
    ............ That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

    13. Sign At A Barber's Saloon in Detroit :
    ............... We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

    14. Sign In A Restaurant :
    ............... All Drinking Water in this establishment has been Personally Passed By The Manager.

    Laughter makes you happy,
    .......... it works faster than alcohol..!!!
     

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