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    Kada! :tongueout:
     
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    Wrote an opinion on an OPOS (one pot one shot) cooking thread. And thought of this:

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    warden: Your last meal will be ready in 10 minutes.
    convict: All of what I asked in only 10 minutes ?
    warden: Yes; it is done with OPOS.
    convict: I want a blindfold.
    warden: Yes; you can ask the captain at the firing squad.
    convict: No..no... I want a blindfold to eat my last meal.
     
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    There are 3 solutions to get deep sleep

    1) Pillow
    2) Pill lo
    3) Pi lo

    choice is purely yours :)
     
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    An amusing corruption joke..

    A contractor promised a minister that he would bribe sumptuously if the contract is approved..

    Believing him the minister wrote on the file " Approved"..

    Even after two days the bribe money was not given..

    Minister felt cheated. Minister's peon said- no problem sir I will bring the file & you write "Not" before "Approved" So it became " Not Approved"..

    Two days later the contractor bribed him as per the contract..

    Minister was worried as to what to do now ? The peon again came to the rescue and brought the file back and said write " e" after "Not" which ultimately became " Note Approved"..

    Minister happy & Contractor happy. So now who is running the government.?

    PEON
     
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