Wrote an opinion on an OPOS (one pot one shot) cooking thread. And thought of this: warden: Your last meal will be ready in 10 minutes. convict: All of what I asked in only 10 minutes ? warden: Yes; it is done with OPOS. convict: I want a blindfold. warden: Yes; you can ask the captain at the firing squad. convict: No..no... I want a blindfold to eat my last meal.
An amusing corruption joke.. A contractor promised a minister that he would bribe sumptuously if the contract is approved.. Believing him the minister wrote on the file " Approved".. Even after two days the bribe money was not given.. Minister felt cheated. Minister's peon said- no problem sir I will bring the file & you write "Not" before "Approved" So it became " Not Approved".. Two days later the contractor bribed him as per the contract.. Minister was worried as to what to do now ? The peon again came to the rescue and brought the file back and said write " e" after "Not" which ultimately became " Note Approved".. Minister happy & Contractor happy. So now who is running the government.? PEON