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    OMG! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:Weekend Dhamaka jokes were all real Dhamakas :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said
    ” you look cute.. I like you.”….

    The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said

    “My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”..

    He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said
    ” I have written some words of wisdom and religious verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.”
    And then he walked away.

    The girl went back to her hostel in shame and guilt..

    before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus:

    “Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number.
    Call me anytime. ………..
    By the way, I like you too!”

    ? ? ? Men are always Men !!!!!!!!!!!!!???
     
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    Girl : (to god) I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent and self sufficient and don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What to do?

    God replied : You are my finest creation and undoubtedly will achieve many great things. But some things, inevitably, will not go the way you want. Worst, some things will fail. Whom will you blame? Yourself? No! You need a husband!
     
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    Wow! So thoughtful of God :thumbup:
     
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