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    One guy wrote on his FB status: "Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."

    400 Likes 40 Comments. But the best comment was:

    "Bhai, tu Uber se gaya kidhar ???
    Party toh tere ghar pe hi thi."
     
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    From Administrative Deptt.

    Bengaluru in 1996 : As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
    ___________
    Maharashtra in 2005:
    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
    please sanction me one-week leave."
    _________
    Jharkhand in 2000:
    From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    As I want to cut my son's head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..
    _________
    Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :
    As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..
    _________
    From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:
    An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
    _________
    Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005:
    I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.
    _________
    A leave application to a Principal in Jamshedpur in 2006:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining, Please grant me one day leave
    ____________
    Leave application found in Kolkata in 2014:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
    ____________
    Another funny Letter found in Bhubaneswar in 2016:
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well".
     
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    Ha ha! So so funny!
     
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    Hahaha this is evergreen joke!
     
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