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    In childhood
    A=Apple
    B=Ball
    C=Cat
    D=Doll
    E=Elephant

    In young age_
    A=Android
    B=Bluetooth
    C=Currency
    D=Dance
    E=Enjoy

    In old age
    A=Attack
    B=Blood pressure
    C=Cholesterol
    D=Diabetes
    E =Emergency

    ABCD never leaves us alone
     
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    Actually both. Depending on the other person and situation :cool:

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    Translation:
    Money comes, goes!
    Happy moments come, go!
    Only fat is the real friend that comes and doesn't go :)
     
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    A new report shows that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising health benefits. Being 3 to 6 Kg overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease, research indicates. Those carrying 8 to 13 Kg extra are better able to recover from adverse conditions such as emphysema, pneumonia, and various injuries and infections, states the report.

    15 to 20 Kg of flab could help fend off breastcancer, kidney, pancreatic, prostrate, and colon cancer. And an extra 25 Kg on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness and cure the common cold.

    In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, more successful in business, smarter and friendlier.

    The study was funded by a research grant from Munna Halwai, Pappu pakode wala, Radhe patase and chaat bhandaar, Krishna Kulfi Corner, Lallu Pav Bhaji, Salim Biryani, Gudia Tikki wale, Suraj Samosa Centre and Khan Sahab ke Kabab
     
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    Lol! All of the hopes are facts and especially that thief wish is Ultimate.:tearsofjoy:
     
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