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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mistt, Feb 22, 2017.

  1. Mistt

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    I got this joke from one of my friends on WhatsApp


    Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
    Patient: I go to temple.
    Psychiatrist: Good, so you pray or meditate there?
    Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all shoes n chappals there and watch people looking for them... Feels awesome.
     
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    If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
    In Japan, they test the fuse,
    But In India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too, then ok !"
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    Sister to brother:- What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
    Brother:- A football
    Sister:- But grandma does not play!
    Brother:- On my B'day she gave me Bhagavat Gita.
     
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    The doctor asked the patient to walk ten kilometers daily

    After a year, the patient called the doctor

    I have reached Afghanistan,

    Should I Come back or go further to Russia
     
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    Lol :roflmao:
     
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    It's 1.30am here and am laughing crazy... :roflmao:
     
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    That was one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard. Thanks for your likes and laugh.:)
     
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    Doctor : ghabra mat YAKUB, ye bahut chota operation hai.

    Patient : Thank you doctor...par mera naam YAKUB nahi hai...!

    Doctor : muje Pata hai...... YAKUB Mera naam hai...!!
    :tearsofjoy::sweatsmile:
     

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