Yours above joke reminds me the Kshamavani (forgiveness day) that is observed by Jain community. On that day every member of Jain community approaches everyone, irrespective of religion and begs for forgiveness for all their faults or mistakes, committed either knowingly or unknowingly.
You are so humble and such a pure soul @Mistt, it's OK, I wholeheartedly forgive you of any faults or mistakes, committed either knowingly or unknowingly, even though I am not aware of any of them
