Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mistt, Feb 22, 2017.
Pedro came home drunk at four in the morning and his wife started yelling n crying..
Pedro : honey, I swear, this time it was special..I was at this fancy bar, which had even the urinals made of GOLD !
She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar.
Pedro's wife : Hello, My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and says your urinals covered in gold. Is it really true ?
Bartender : Hey, Martin, I think we found the guy who pissed in your Saxophone !
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