I’m still not sure whether to buy this house. It’s really nice and everything but I heard it’s haunted. – John:- I’ve never seen any ghosts here, and I’ve lived in the neighborhood for 500 years
A guy is stopped on the road by traffic police. The police officer asks him to open his trunk – and sees 2 penguins sitting inside. The officer is shocked and says to the guy, “Sir, you’ve got to takes those two to the Zoo right away!” The guy agrees and leaves. The next day – same place, same police officer – he is stopped again. The officer again asks him to open his trunk, and to his confusion, there are the two penguins sitting again, today with swimming hats on their heads. The officer says, “I told you yesterday that you have to take them to the Zoo, didn’t I? Yes, I did take them to the Zoo, just like you said. And today we’re going swimming.”
A man goes to a dog shelter and asks: “Do you have a loyal dog?” The caretaker points: “Take that one.” The man says: “And is he really loyal?” The caretaker nods: “Absolutely. I already sold him 6 times and he always
It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire. They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in. Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!“
Mummy, where were you when I was born? In the hospital. And daddy? At work. That’s great. So nobody was home when I arrived
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Sonu: Ok Interviewer : Made in India Sonu : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Sonu : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Sonu : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Sonu : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat Sonu: Clever! Don't take my Seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Sonu: You didn't say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Sonu: You Appoint me Interviewer : ....!!!
