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    Thank you @kkrish ma'am for all likes and I appreciate you for taking time to read and enjoying jokes.
     
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    At this time I want to read only lighthearted stuff. jokes are a good therapy.
    I like your collection of jokes.
     
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    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
    Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H – Husband, W – Wife)
    H – “Hello?”
    W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
    H – “Yes.”
    W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
    H – “What’s the price?”
    W – “Only $1,000.”
    H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”
    W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models. I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”
    H – “What price did he quote you?”
    W – “Only $1,65,000…”
    H – “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
    W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…”
    H – “What?”
    W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.”
    H – “How much are they asking?”
    W – “Only $14,50,000 — a magnificent price… and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
    H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $14,20,000. OK?”
    W – “OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! You’re the best Husband in the world. I love you!!!”
    H – “Bye… I love you too…”
    The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks, “Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to … ???”
     
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