# Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. # seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","* \n# Seen on a*bulletin board: \nSuccess is*relative\n More the success, more the relatives. \n \n* \n# Sign at a* barber\'s saloon in Juhu ,*Bombay:\n \nwe need your* heads to run our business.\n \n* \n* \n",1]);//--></SCRIPT> # Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative More the success, more the relatives. # Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu , Bombay: we need your heads to run our business. <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","# A traffic* slogan:\n \nDon\'t let your* kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will* be..... \n \n*\n \n*\n \n#THE BEST ONE: \n \nIts God\'s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations \n \nIt\'s our* responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god." \n \n* \n\n- Indian Armed*Forces\n \n<div style\u003d\"direction:ltr\">",1]);//--></SCRIPT># A traffic slogan: </P>Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be..... #THE BEST ONE: Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god." - Indian Armed Forces