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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by prathi, Mar 28, 2006.

  1. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    # Sign on a railway station at Patna:

    Aana free, jaana free,

    pakde gaye to khana free.





    # seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

    Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.

    She may be your grandmother!



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    \n# Seen on a*bulletin board:

    \nSuccess is*relative\n
    More the success, more the relatives. \n

    \n*

    \n# Sign at a* barber\'s saloon in Juhu ,*Bombay:\n

    \nwe need your* heads to run our business.\n

    \n*

    \n*

    \n",1]);//--></SCRIPT>

    # Seen on a bulletin board:

    Success is relative
    More the success, more the relatives.



    # Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu , Bombay:

    we need your heads to run our business.





    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","# A traffic* slogan:\n
    \nDon\'t let your* kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will* be..... \n

    \n*\n

    \n*\n

    \n#THE BEST ONE: \n

    \nIts God\'s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations \n

    \nIt\'s our* responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.&quot; \n

    \n*

    \n\n- Indian Armed*Forces\n




    \n<div style\u003d\"direction:ltr\">",1]);//--></SCRIPT># A traffic slogan:
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    Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....





    #THE BEST ONE:

    Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

    It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."



    - Indian Armed Forces


     
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  2. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Cut ones Prathi....and with a lot of profound meaning also...ha ha....
    thanks for posting this!
     

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