Sardar jokes

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  1. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000
    letters in it?
    Banta singh: Post office.


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    What is the full form of singh :
    s -sardar i -insaan n -nahi g -gadha h -hai.

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    Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

    They're there for those who don't drink.


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    How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??

    He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!


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    One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with
    pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way...

    Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?


    Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my
    home.
    Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from
    home in the morning?'

    Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office
    also in the morning.


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    One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
    Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
    will not be able to communicate with my child.

    Friend: Is it! Why?

    Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
    start to speak after 6 months.



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    BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
    Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
    Beppo Singh: 9
    Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

    Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
    and the answer is 6!!


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    BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
    Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
    Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
    Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
    alphabet yet!!


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    Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
    high and low, all over the living room.

    She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"

    Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
    Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
    Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on

    television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
    he know what I am watching?"



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    Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
    Friend: B.A.
    Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.


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    A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
    Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
    thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.


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    Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
    deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

    Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

    Sardar: Phone karte waqt.


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    Ek sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek aur

    sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon
    latka hai, dosre Sardar bola, "Oye, side B gaa raha hun.":clap
     
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  2. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    More of Sardar jokes

    Sardar bought a new mobile.
    He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
    changed.
    Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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    Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placeName w:st="on">Medical</st1:placeName> <st1:placeType w:st="on">College</st1:placeType></st1:place>.
    Banta : Really, what is he studying,
    Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally
    writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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    Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
    tongue.?
    Santa: Very long!
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    What is Common between : <st1:place w:st="on">Krishna</st1:place>, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
    Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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    Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
    The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
    Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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    Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
    Banta: Santa u'll die.
    Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
    *******************************************************
    Santa (reading from book of facts):
    "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
    Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
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    Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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    What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Oxford</st1:City></st1:place>?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Oye! is mei suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
    ******************************************************
    Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
     
  3. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    good ones ....

    HA HA HA HA HA! Still rolling with laughter!:rotfl
     
  4. archukoratty

    archukoratty Junior IL'ite

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    Really good

    Enjoyed sooooo much.
    Thankyou.
    Archana.
     
  5. asmamkb

    asmamkb New IL'ite

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    u made my evening!!!
    thanks nd keep more pouring in
     
  6. ilagandhi

    ilagandhi New IL'ite

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    Ladies,

    I hate to be the bad guy here but I can't stop myself so forgive me. Jokes are great and it's wonderful to laugh but when you do it at the expense of one india culture it leaves a bad taste for me.
     
  7. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi,

    sardarji always great:2thumbsup:

    bye
    padma
     
  8. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi,

    :mrgreen: i am unable to control my laughter. nice ones.

    regards,

    Vanaja
     
  9. slp807

    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    wow, nice jokes

    i cant control my laughter:)

    cheers
    sreelatha
     
  10. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha

    Good jokes.

    madhu
     

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