Salvation, nirvana, hahaha You want a piece of that? Then relinquish all earthly pleasure And make yourself a dumb fart. Leave your lovely wife Leave all those heavenly wine Sins! Leave those frigging sins Every thing will be fine! I am a cunning priest Don't worry about anything. Your wife is my wife And your wealth is all mine. Greed is in my brain Cheating is in my vein. I promise your salvation And I get my exaltation!
I should apologise for this poem. I was inebriated when I wrote these two back to back poems within 15 minutes.