Renewing Marriage Vows

Renewing the Marriage Vows​

Shanmukhananda Hall, at Kings Circle, Mumbai, is completing 60 years of existence. This is the hall where the earlier 50”s and 60’s Filmfare Award functions used to be held.



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So now to celebrate the completion of 60 years, they are planning as follows. Males over 60 years, wives can be younger, 600 couples will renew their marriage vows once again here, in the presence of their kids and grandkids.


I guess it may be the custom of the southern part of India, I don’t know. But how would it feel to marry the SAME spouse again, who is no more the youthful twenty something, and that too in front of yr kids who too are married, and they tell u to go and have a second honeymoon in a nearby hotel !!!!


I know abroad they marry again and gain and they call it renewing the marriage vows, instead it should be reviewing the vows, and making some changes. Don’t the government make changes in laws over a period of time ?

And better still , cant we change the spouse and get a newer and younger one, more modern. Have we not changed our Godrej fridges for Samsung ones, our typewriters for keyboards, and so on !!!!!! For nostalgia a typewriter is fine, but useless practically.


And here they want the couple to vow to remain together in diabetes/ arthritis,/ and old age eh ! Why not a complete changeover of the spouse, this applies to both !!!!


And to me it is sure scary, that we desire, rather women desire that we want the same hubby for 7 generations, as the movie Milan said. Now u know why is that ? te woman thinks that I have taken so much trouble to train my man, to control him to my whims and fancies, one birth isn’t enough to enjoy the trained hubby, so I need to train him in one, and enjoy the fruits for the next 6 births.


But many saints say, that we have to take birth as lakhs of births, in many forms like insects and birds etc. So suppose the couple is a couple as birds in next birth, will human training work on birds ? or if we are born as dogs for example ? Humans can be faithful to eachother, but dogs are not, so will not the training go in waste ?


Don’t we want change from the old spouse to a new one, say something like Rakhee Sawant, or Deepika padukone or the lovely Vidya. We cannot eat Dal everyday,. And here we are talking about having the same spouse for 7 births. Scary thought really.

And why reneiew the vows, have they forgotton the old vow , has the mind dimmed ? Cant we make a few changes to the old vows, for example

1) I will love the wife, but I will equally love the Saali ( Wife’s sister)
2) I will have the liberty to watch pretty babes in the park, even if they are my grandaughter’s age, as they say, 10 mins of watching is as benefical as 30 mins of exercise. So better to exercise the eyes than the limbs, which ache at 60 as it is.
3) Since I have become a child once again, as they say , so I will not be stopped to eat sweets and other banned things, for I amlike a small kid once more, naughty but not malicious.
4) In the marriage party, wheni pick up the plate, the wife is not supposed to be near the husband, for she will fight with him to not take too many gulab jamuns, and other delicacies.
5) The husband be allowed to wear dark sunglasses of the hep kind, when he goes out to temple or other places, so that he can watch the babes slyly.
6) To not remind husband that he has said the same thing so many times before, to go to another room when hubby is talking to guests, and repeating the old jokes and stories.
7) To allow him to fart whenver and wherever he desires, but it should be done silently.


I am sure u friends can add more additions to these. HAHA

Soceity fear I think binds most from speaking out, I am notorious as it is, but then everyone cant be like Kamalji eh ! But I guess given a choice , quite a few people, men and women, would like to , ahem, well, wish there was a way out.


For me, well next birth yes I want a change, and I am sure my wife too would want. Yesterday we were going out somewhere, and she told me how nice it would be, if I were to drive the car, and take her to her satsangh of her guru, as other husbands do at her satsang.

Well how do I tell her, that other wives make a drink for their husband , and a la Shashikala in Phool aur Pathar, sing in a negligee, the song “ Sheeshe se Pee, Ya paimane se Pee, Ya mere maikhane se pee !!!!!!


So the only solution to our wishes is, that we get different partners next birth, eh !!!!!

HAHA


Have agreat weekend , ladies and gentlemen, as Amitabh says in KBC, take good care of yourselves, till we meet soon.

Shabba Khair


KAMAL MAHTANI


Indian Education

The brightest students pass with first class n get admissions in medical and Engineering.
Second Class students get MBA’s and LLB.
Third class students enter politics n rule both first and second class students.
The failures join the underworld and control politicians and business.

And the best of all

Those who did not attend any class or school become Babas and everyone follows them.

Mera Bharat Mahaan eh !!!!!!!



They say MILK gives u strength. If that is true, try drinking 5 glasses of MILK and try and move a stationary wall ?
Kamalji says, instead drink 5 glasses of VODKA, and see the wall move by itself
Which is better ???????




Strange is the judicial system. It does not accept the Army Chief’s birth Certificate , but accepts the rapist’s birth Certificate !!!!!

 

Dear Satchi,

Well that is true to a point, but as long as one is alive, one cant stop dreaming and wishing eh ! HAHA

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Shyamala,

Really as we dont know what we were in the last birth, so in the next birth, if any, we wont know what we were in the last one, So where is the question of 7 janams together eh ! i just hope in my nbedt birth i come back a s a human, chance upon indus, see kamalji's page, and recognize myself, that this is me of the last birth.You think that is possible eh ! HAHA

Regards

kamal