Reasons to marry an Indian Man - A funny post

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    Reasons to Marry an Indian Man
    18 March 2008 by jaded_mind
    Over the years, Indian men got a bad name all over the world. Most women complain about immaturity, insensitivity, and insufficient evolution of Indian men. The demand for dowry did not help the image at all. The news of burning bride turned most women against them. But ladies no one ever tells you about the advantages of marrying an Indian man. If only you knew the truth, you are surely to see them in a new light. Maybe even consider them when you are ready to take the plunge. If you are already married, maybe you can tell your friends about them. So here are the top ten reasons to marry an Indian man.

    10. They come in a family pack. You get a mother, a father, a few sisters-in-law, half dozen cousins, and countless relatives for free.
    9. They would never leave you. They get fat and lazy too fast and no woman will ever be interested in them.
    8. You will never get tired of hubby improvement projects. They come with countless imperfections and guaranteed to be really slow learners.
    7. Despite their crude exterior and rude attitude, they are docile at heart. They are well trained by their mother to follow orders from woman of the house. You are in control.
    6. They would be grateful all their lives; all other 37 girls they interviewed turned them down.
    5. They will be available all the time. They do not have any friends or social life or passion to keep them busy.
    4. You never have to worry about their past girlfriends: most likely they never had one, or in the rare case they had a girlfriend, she is too busy erasing the memory.
    3. You will earn the sympathy of everyone, even your worst enemy.
    2. They will stop harassing you once you marry them.
    And number one reason for marrying an Indian man

    1. For the rest of your life whenever you say “I could have done better,” you will be right.
     
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    ha ha ha..this was funny:rotfl
     
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    thanks! I found it hilarious too
     
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    That's really funny especially the 9th point.Hope some one would soon post a thread like" reasons to marry an Indian woman " soon.
     
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    hhehehe yes. My fav was number 1
     
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    its funny. Enjoyed reading.. Adding more points to the post..

    If you are very happy and want to invite problems to your life, then get married to an indian man with a big family.

    If your primary interest is sacrificing and living for others for rest of your life, then indian man would be the great option.

    If you want to know your negative traits, then marrying an indian guy would be the best option. Indian men and his family clan will always look for your problem areas :)

    :) :)
     
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    cooooooooooooooooooooooool
     
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    hello psych

    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     

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