Simply Hilarious... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ... MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog... ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher Pass it around and put a smile on someone's face !
:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl Thanks for posting Sunitha. That was hilarious. Yeah, sure will pass it around. Adara
:biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh that was superb .,.. had a hearty laugh .. thanks for sharing
So cute and sweet !!!! I loved the H2O joke, the George Washington one and the "Prayers before eating" one. Thanks, Sunitha for sharing. Love, "Happy"
dear happy :cheers your avatar is really very good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i liked it so much !!!!!!!!!!!!! happy to know you enjoyed the jokes...!!!!!!!!! -sunitha
Dear Sunitha, Thanks for liking my avatar !!! I was thinking {believe me } whether my elder sister { If I may call you so } will like it or not ? :confused2: Now, I am really happy after getting your approval !!! With Love, "HAPPY"
