Quick Witted!

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  1. ridhi23

    ridhi23 New IL'ite

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    A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
    Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
    The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
    Later the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
    "Canada, sir," the boy replied.
    "Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager asked.
    The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
    "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!"
    The boy replied, "No kidding???? Who did she play for?"
     
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  2. Shal

    Shal Senior IL'ite

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    lol!!! Now that's what I call wit!!!

    Wish we could have some of that too!!!

    -S
     
  3. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Does this make you laugh, Shal ?

    " Why do girls sometimes carry money in their bosom? "
    " Because they want to bank their wealth where it will draw the most interest ! "

    Anonymous !
     
  4. Shal

    Shal Senior IL'ite

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    Oh my God!!

    Helllloooo Supermoderators,

    Please take this 'anonymous' to task for he/she(!!) is stirring everyone's thought processes to great extents!

    Anonymous, whoever you are, beware because someday I shall get witty too and you may wish you hadn't done this to me!!!!

    Hahaha, lol:)

    Shal
     

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