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  1. ChennaiExpress

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    Purpose of Husband

    1. Give sweet, salty, sticky butter for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And on demand.
    2. Only looks and cares for one beautiful piece of dough
    3. Give massages at least 7 days out of the month
    4. Fix and renovate the house into a home
    5. Make appointment for you to see Dr, Beautician, etc
    6. Happily carries your bags while shopping
    7. With his money
    8. No car, no problem, Husband will call a limo
    9. His Parents pamper you and keep their mouths shut
    10. His Siblings respect you and keep their mouths shut
    11. Your children get top priority


    Ladies, feel free to add to list
     
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  2. SunPa

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    Wow, that would need Bertie Wooster and Jeeves rolled into one . And he should have spineless family too
     
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    We got to ask for our Husband.

    As for IL, even vicious animals can be tamed

    Please. Be Brave. Be Demanding. Be Creative. Add to list: Purpose of Husband.
     
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    Well CE, my purpose would be quite different

    Purpose of a husband
    1.To love and respect me
    2.For me to love and respect
    3.To care , cherish and nourish me
    4. For me to care , cherish and nourish
    5.To put up with my idiosyncrasies, with a smile, with a shrug or with a sigh
    6.For me to put up with his idiosyncrasies, with a smile, with a shrug or with a sigh.
    7.To walk together thru the thorns and roses on our path
    8.To share values, goals and dreams.
    9. for me to gently shake my head and think "he is like that only"
    10. to gently shake his head and think "she is like that only"

    And lastly, to be used as a scapegoat while giving excuses, like "I would come/do/buy, but my husband is not agreeing " :)
     
  5. MonikaSG

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    Dietician beautician appointed for 24/7

    Home gym should be arranged

    No households should be done by wife

    Nanny can live too at home

    Mil should never speak without permission of dil

    All relatives should be bound to praise the wife every time

    All credit of his achievement should be given to wife.

    Then wife should not fall down from bed while dreaming. :sleeping1::tonguecrazy:
     
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    This.
     
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    Why a dream?

    Parents are at whim of H

    Relatives praise H

    Credit for Wife's achievement is given to H

    Why, because H is born a male?


    It IS possible for tables to turn.
     
  8. MonikaSG

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    These rules are made from many many generations and that many generations will be required to break them completely. We are at the beginning not the end.
     
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    Gotta start somewhere

    Gotta start now
     
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    To be your other half.
    To give big bear hugs .
    To be the man of the house and make you feel like the queen of the house.

    +this
    And to guilt trip the maid....."you don't do your job well and I have to hear from bhaiyaji,":)
     
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