Pretty Face And Crazy Pilot

Pretty Face and Crazy Pilot


A guy married a woman, normal no ? Seems she had a pretty face, and the husband and her father in law used to taunt her for her pretty face.

Pilhibit woman burns her face after jealous husband chides her for drawing unwanted attention with her 'beauty'

it seems the guys relatives and friends used to stare at her, and this prompted the taunts. Well she decided to burn her face, which she did, so that she becomes ugly.Now is that a solution eh !


In us Sindhis, the grandmothers used to say, keep a pretty wife with head covered, so that visitors don’t see the pretty faces. These faces were only for the husband. But today men marry girls with pretty faces and great figures. Do they not think of these troubles ahead of friends and relatives staring at their wife ?

Well I am a great fan of pretty faces. I used to , and still love the faces of Nutan, Moushimi Chaterji, so feminine, ah yes Madhubala too, and I used to dream of being with them on a swing, holding hands, and doing nothing else but small talk.HAHA. Small things indeed to wish for, but with such ladies , I don’t look below the face, the face is enough to charm me. But with the advent of the Rakhi Sawant’s and Mallika Sherawat, the gaze goes below the face.Not my fault eh !

So guys be careful yr future wife should not be too pretty .



The crazy Pilot

MUMBAI: A senior Air India executive commander prone to sudden, psychotic mood swings carried out an extremely unsafe manoeuvre onboard a Delhi-Paris flight on April 28 putting the Boeing 787 and the lives of over 200 passengers and crew at risk.

Moody pilot puts 200 in peril, but Air India ‘backs’ him - Times of India


On April 28, the commander, for reasons unknown, manipulated the onboard flight management computer and initiated a climb beyond the aircraft's altitude capability.

This would have taken the aircraft into what's commonly called the "coffin corner" — the altitude at which an aircraft becomes unstable and the flight controls offer no help. Once at this altitude, any reduction in airspeed would cause the aircraft to stall, but if the speed is increased (to prevent the stall) the aircraft could suffer structural damage. So either way the aircraft is at risk.


I think the pilot had a fight with his wife , so he was in a foul mood, and angry with the world.

When airlines check pilots and crew for alcholol, they must also check their moods before boarding the craft. Suppose a pilot’s wife name is NAINA, which also mean eyes, have a chap sing a song loudly in front of the pilot, singing, the Dabang song, Tere naina tere Naina. If the pilot reacts angrily, delist him from duty and put another TESTED pilot on board.


Any other solutions friends ?



Drink in Netherland, Pee in Belgium

The Most Complicated Border Town in the World


This is a classic one. This town called Baarle Nassau, half of it is in Netherlands, and half in Belgium, with a dividing line running thru Buildings, hotels, bars and restaurants.


There are restaurants that have the line running right thru it. So in the netherland side, u can drink till 11 pm. After this, the tables and chairs are shifted to the Belguim side, inside itself and the party continues.


There are homes, which has two doors, one opens in each country. So they hav e a flag of the country painted near the doors, so the govt knows which side is in which country.


Now what if a person is drinking in N and he stands on the line and pees in B ? which law will apply . What if a guys falls dead on the line, head in one side of the line and the body in the other ? Where will his autoposy take place ?


A nice place to play K abbadi on th e line ! if u hit a cricket ball and it goes to the other side, would u need a visa to cross the line to go retrieve the ball ?


HAHA.

Have a great weekend friends. See u soon.


KAMAL MAHTANI


Height of Innocence ...

A man reaches hospital with a fractured leg...

There he finds another man with both his legs fractured...

Expressing deep empathy, he asks him:

"Do you have TWO WIVES..!!??"



NDIAN MOM- just can't beat her!!!!!!!!


A Mom comes to visit her son

Kumar for dinner....who lives with

a room mate, a girl named

Sunita.


During the course of the meal, his

mother couldn't help but notice

how pretty Kumar's roommate

was. She had long been

suspicious of a relationship

between the two, and this had

only made her more curious.


Over the course of the evening,

while watching the two interact,

she started to wonder if there

was more between Kumar and his

roommate than met the eye.


Reading his mom's thoughts,

Kumar volunteered, "I know what

you must be thinking, but I assure

you, Sunita and I are just

roommates."


About a week later, Sunita came

to Kumar saying, "Ever since your

mother came to dinner, I've been

unable to find the silver chutney

jar. You don't suppose she took

it, do you?"


Kumar said, "Well, I

doubt it, but I'll email her, just to

be sure...."


So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother: I'm not saying that

you 'did' take the chutney jar

from my house, I'm not saying

that you 'did not' take the

chutney Jar. But the fact remains

that it has been missing ever since

you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar


Several days later, Kumar

received an email from his

Mother which read


Dear Son: I'm not saying that you

'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm

not saying that you 'do not' sleep

with Sunita. But the fact remains

that if she was sleeping in her

OWN bed, she would have found

the chutney jar by now under the

pillow...

Love, Mom.


Lesson of ur life: Don't Lie to

Your Mother...... ........especially if

she is an Indian!

 

Dear Swati,
i asked this to a lawyer friend this morning in the park.He said no case can be made for they did not tell her that she was ugly. Strange eh !
Yes air india supporting that pilot. one day somethign bad will happen , i am sure with this pilot on board.
indian mothers have a tenth sense.HAHA
Regards
kamal

 

Dear Balaji,
well still we all males look to marry a pretty and well endowed wife, dont we ? But the prettiness may soon turn sour as in this case. i dont blame the poor girl, sad.

 

Dear Sindmani,
Sad it is, what to say.See beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Dont we find Lata Mangeshwar charming and beautiful, though by looks she is average. We should bother more about what we think of ourselves, not by what others think of us.So i beleive.
Regards
kamal

 

Dear Vishwa,
Well the piltos must be tested, so that they are in a good mood when they fly. or the airline can employ a few pretty escorts, who come to the airport, and wink at the pilot, that come safely and soon, and we will have a good time, and due to that promise who knows he flies well.HAHA
Regards
kamal