A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention H high blood pressure (I'd rather have low) I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for libido--what happened to sex? Wait! I forgot about K! K is for my knees that crack when they're bent (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent) N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck O is for osteo- and all bones that crack P for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I'll be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux--one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary: difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray--and what might be found. Y for another year I've left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed
