one more for ur smile

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    [FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]one more fwd joke

    One fine morning Amitabh Bachchan told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum
    > chalayenge..".
    >
    > Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."
    >
    > Amitabh :"Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya
    > dancekarke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kareke dikhau.....Hain"
    >
    > Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom
    >
    > breaks one red signal.........
    >
    > breaks second red signal..........
    >
    > breaks on more red signal...........
    >
    >
    >
    > Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to come to the
    > side of the road..
    >
    > Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo licence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke
    > kagjaaat..."
    >
    > Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is very suprised to see
    > him........
    >
    > Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....
    >
    > "Sir, aap jaldi yahan aye naake par..."
    >
    > Sir:"KYun kya hua??"
    >
    > Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai aur maine us gaadi ko side me
    > rakha he"
    >
    > Sir: "To phir?"
    >
    > Hawaldar:"Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein uska
    > challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yahan aiye .."
    >
    >
    > Sir:"KON MAALIK HAI US GAADI KA??"
    >
    > HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE ... AMITABH BACHHAN
    > KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".

    > Keep Laughing
    >
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