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Discussion in 'Stories (Fiction)' started by shilpi, Dec 3, 2005.

  1. shilpi

    shilpi New IL'ite

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    A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was
    addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
    read the letter with trembling hands:-

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
    avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him
    too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But
    it's not only the passion Dad, e ven though Randy is much older than me
    (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really
    these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you
    agree?

    Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods
    and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has
    other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way .
    Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
    growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!


    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
    myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
    your grandchildren.

    Your loving daughter,

    Rosie.








    At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling,
    her father turned the sheet, and read:


    PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
    report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!

    Shilpi
    Muscat
     
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  2. meenu

    meenu Bronze IL'ite

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    now this is a good one

    hi the letter kept me in suspense and what an enjoyable anti climax!thank you. meenu
     
  3. Pallavi4me

    Pallavi4me Platinum IL'ite

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    This is definetly a LOL... story.. Good one..
     
  4. vishuni

    vishuni Silver IL'ite

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    Nicely written!! very clever Daughter :)
     
  5. Deepu04

    Deepu04 IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one.. climax is ultimate :)
     
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    HA HA HA .....Had a good laugh after reading the ending....




    Shanti
     
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    hahahaaa!!! :D very good one, Shilpi! :thumbsup
     
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