Mr WATSON

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    Sherlock holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent n fall asleep.
    Some hours later Holmes wakes up his faithful friend.
    'watson, look up at the sky and tell me what do you see?'
    Watson replies, ' I see millions of stars'
    'What does that tell you?'
    Watson ponders for a minute. 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
    millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
    Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident
    the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meterologically, it seems we
    will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?'
    Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our
    tent'
     
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