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Discussion in 'Poetry' started by ChennaiExpress, Jan 21, 2017.

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    Microwaved fish

    Why why why

    Microwaved fish

    On the sly

    You know it stinks up the office
    So you do it when no one is watching

    Stinky,smelly
    Yes it is!

    And you have the nerve to says its Sesame Oil

    Open Sesame
    Open the Door

    Open Sesame
    Jump on the floor

    Do anything to avoid that smelly, stinky, microwaved fish
    Which you claim is Sesame Oil

    One day I will come to our house
    And cook oily, garlicky, oniony Indian food

    Then I will says its Sesame Oil

    Where is Lysol when we need it?
    Or how about Yankee Candle
    But please

    No scented fish
    And no scented Sesame Oil!
     
    ChennaiExpress, Jan 21, 2017
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