[FONT= ]MARRIAGE WOES... MUST READ IT AND HAVE A LAUGH......HAVE A LAUGH [/FONT] [FONT= ] [/FONT] [FONT= ]Man: Is there any way for long life?[/FONT] [FONT= ]Doctor: Get married. [/FONT] [FONT= ]Man: Will it help? [/FONT] [FONT= ]Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come. [/FONT] [FONT= ]----------------------------------[/FONT] [FONT= ]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? [/FONT] [FONT= ]It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins[/FONT][FONT= ]! [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]Wife: Honey today is our anniversary, what should we do? [/FONT] [FONT= ]Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]It's funny when people discuss Marriage by Love vs Arranged marriage. [/FONT] [FONT= ]It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women [/FONT] [FONT= ]and then he turns them into wives. [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]If u r married please ignore this msg, [/FONT] [FONT= ]for everyone else: Happy Independence Day [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. [/FONT] [FONT= ]After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. [/FONT] [FONT= ]It's called marriage. [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]Girlfriends/boyfriends r like chocolates, [/FONT] [FONT= ]taste good anytime. [/FONT] [FONT= ]Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. [/FONT] [FONT= ]Husbands/wives r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice. [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? [/FONT] [FONT= ]Another Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would [/FONT] [FONT= ]go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you [/FONT] [FONT= ]continue to do so for the rest of your life! [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? [/FONT] [FONT= ]A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! [/FONT] [FONT= ]-------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT= ]Here comes the Ultimate One [/FONT] [FONT= ]Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? [/FONT] [FONT= ]Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.[/FONT] [FONT= ][/FONT] [FONT= ][/FONT] [FONT= ]regards[/FONT] [FONT= ]kainaath[/FONT]
