Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them ". My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped for a minute." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, anything, what is it?" He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm right behind you in the Golf ground on the 7th hole."