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    Q. What do you know about the garbage collector ?
    A. A person who cleans the dust bin.

    Q. How do you communicate in between Applets & Servlets ?
    A. If they are reachable by walk ,I will go in person, else I will use phone.

    Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
    A. In hotels ,they can replace servers

    Q. What is a JAR file ?
    A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

    Q. What is JFC ?
    A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

    Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
    A. I will give invitation.

    Q. Why do you use Canvas ?
    A. To get victory in election.

    Q. How can you know about drivers and database information?
    A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.

    Q. What is a bean ? Where can it be used ?
    A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

    Q. How to communicate 2 threads with each other ?
    A. Non living things cannot communicate.

    Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
    A. As you wish ,I do not have any objections.

    Q. What are virtual functions ?
    A. Functions about which we are dreaming.

    Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
    A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

    Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
    A. If in a society ,if there is only one caste ,then it is Unicast, Else it is multicast.

    Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will you follow ?
    A. Send it through courier.

    Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
    A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres
     
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    He he he. . .
    Hilarious!!
     
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