Laughter The Best Medicine Mp Style

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  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello:LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE
    *Job Interview.*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your name?*
    Manoj :- *M.P. sir*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *In full please*
    Manoj :- *Manoj Pandey*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *Your father's name?*
    Manoj:- *M.P. sir*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *What does that mean?*
    Manoj:- *Madan Pandey*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *Your native place?*
    Manoj: *M.P. sir*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *What's that?*
    Manoj:- *Madhya pradesh*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your qualification?*
    Manoj:- *M.P.*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *(angry) What is that?!!!*
    Manoj:- *Matric Pass*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *So why do you need a job?*
    Manoj:- *It is because of M.P. sir*
    ‍♀OFFICER: *Meaning?*
    Manoj:- *Money Problem*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?*
    Manoj: *MP sir.*
    ‍♀OFFICER: *And what is that?*
    Manoj:- *Marvelous Personality*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *I see... I will get back to you.*
    Manoj:- *Sir, how was M.P. sir?*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *And what's that again?*
    Manoj:- *My Performance.*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *I think you have M.P.*
    Manoj:- *Meaning? Sir!!!*
    ‍♀OFFICER:- *Mental Problem!!!*
    ...
    *Don't laugh alone.*
    *Send this to M.P.*
    *(Many People)*
    *Those are saved in your M.P*
    *(Mobile Phone)*
    *to put a smile on their faces.*
    *I have sent this to u because u are M.P.*
    *(My People).*
     
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  2. vidhyalakshmid

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    I will get MP (mental problem) if I read it again.
     
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    I think only few have the ability to foresee the after effects. God forbid I don’tread It again.
    Thanks and Regards.
     
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    :hello:@sindmani @SpiritualSoul
    Thanks for tapping the LIKE .
    BEWARE OF OVERDOZE OF laughter as pointed out by madam sister @vidhyalakshmid & for consequences I should not be blamed or accused.
    It is said anything in excess could turn poisonous like cobra poison considered an elixir for some ontological problems.
    Regards.
    God lends succour to the humorist in instalments.
     
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    :hello:ways and woes of life.

    In Delhi, people don't know which car to take out today.
    In Dubai, people don't know which wife to take out today.
    In Vegas, they don't know who's wife to take out today.
    Alag alag deshon ki alag alag samasyayein !!
    Best is...In Bangalore,
    People don't know which road to take to reach office today
     
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    Dear Thyagarajan Sir,

    Using many abbreviations in day to day to conversations has become M.P. (Major Passion). :rolleye::facepalm::BangHead:
     
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    Dear Shri Thyagarajan,
    On reading about M. P. it has become contagious,( sankraamak )
    I just imagined a conversation between the candidate and his mother after he returned from interview.

    Manoj Pandey returns home.
    His Mother Promptly encounters him.
    *Bête, How was the interview?*
    *MP , mom.*
    *What is MP.*
    *Muskil Pada*.
    *What did you eat for lunch?*
    *Hot hot MP*.
    *What is that MP?*
    *Mysore Pakode.*
    *Where did you get that?*
    *MP ke pas*..
    *Which MP ke pas?*
    *Market Place*.
    *Who took your interview?*
    *One MP.*
    *Who is that MP?*
    *A Mindless Person?*
    *What questions did he ask?*
    *What is MP..*
    *Did you say it is Madhya Pradesh or Member of Parliament?*
    *No, I said, Manoj Pandey*.
    *What will you now eat with tea?*
    *MPMP, mom*.
    *What is MPMP?*
    * Moog Palli Masala Pakode.*
    *Where did you learn this MPMP ?*
    *Morning Post master ka Padke!..*
    Normally abbreviations are testing our patience. We should be M. P s.( masters of patience ) to know a sea of M. P. s
    Having worked for 38 years in a central banking institution ,very often we talked about M. P. (monetary policy.)Now too many Subramanians talk about too many M. P.s ( monetary principles) resulting in M. P.( media psyche)making everyone M. P. ( mental patient)
    After reading lot of responses I feel that Shri Thyagarjan deserves half Kg of M. P. ( Mysore Paa of Krishna Sweets.
    Jayasala 42
     
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    @jayasala42 @Viswamitra
    Had belly LAUGH
    Of course with MP - mysore pa. & also eaten with MP - major passion.
    Thanks.
    Regards.
     
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    One Day...Yamraja came to a Guy (sasi)nd said:
    "Hey, today is your last day!"
    Guy: "But i'm not ready!".
    :) :)
    Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".
    Guy: "Okay, then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"
    Yamraja: "All right..".
    The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
    Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!
    The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!
    When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy: "Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!!
    Moral:
    Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
    Will never change... no matter how much u try....
    So, in Bhagwad geeta- Shri Krishna Says:
    "Tu karta wohi hai
    Jo tu chahata hai,
    Par hota wohi hai
    jo mai chahata hu !
    Tu kar woh jo mai Chahata hu ....
    Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai...
    ..^..
    ,(-_-),
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    (\ /
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    ,,; ',
    It's so meaningful .......
     
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    Dear Sri Thyagarajan:

    The laughter is the best medicine in life. I heard this joke when I was young.

    Two mischievous friends went to a theater and found a person with a clean-shaven head. One of the friends told the other, "If you can hit his head once, I will give you Rs 100." He took the challenge and hit him and when he turned back he said, "Hi Gopal, How are you? Long time no see". He politely replied, "I am not Gopal".

    Now the friend said again if he could do it one more time, he is willing to pay Rs 100 again and if he couldn't at least he would get his money back. The other friend took the challenge again and hit his head again and asked, "Gopal, I don't forget my friends that easily. Why are you refusing to acknowledge knowing me?". He said again, "I am not Gopal" and decided to change his seat to avoid further confusion.

    The friend said third time, this time he is willing to increase the bet to Rs 500 if he can do it one more time. The other friend looked around and noticed that he had changed the seat and developed in his mind another scheme to handle the situation. He hit him again and asked, "Hi Gopal, you are sitting here. I was unnecessarily troubling another person thinking it was you". Needless to say, he won the bet and the person who was assumed as Gopal left the theater without seeing the movie.
     
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