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    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    >>>1.Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
    >>> Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
    >>>
    >>>2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are
    >>> some sleeping pills.
    >>> Wife: When must I give them to him?
    >>> Doctor: They are for you.
    >>>
    >>>3. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
    >>> elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table
    >>> was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and
    >>> posted on the apple tray,
    >>> "Take only one. God is watching."
    >>> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
    >>> the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
    >>> A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is
    >>> watching the apples."
    >>>
    >>> 4. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
    >>> Three fastest means of communication in the world.
    >>> Tele-phone
    >>> Tele-vision
    >>> Tell-a-woman.
    >>> You still want faster?
    >>> (Tell her not to tell anyone )
     
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