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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by umasridharan, Apr 24, 2006.

  1. umasridharan

    umasridharan Senior IL'ite

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    People actually write such applications!!!

    This is an actual collection of leave letters and applications written by people.
    An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, Please grant me half day casual leave"

    A candidate's application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'...
    As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

    Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

    A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
    request you to leave me today"

    A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter:
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

    Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day".

    A covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."

    Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

    Letter writing:
    "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

  2. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    Good One Uma,

    Dear Uma,
    Nice one. really enjoyed reading. The best one I liked was

    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

    Keep forwarding..

  3. ritu

    ritu Guest

    jokes reg. leave applications!!

    hi uma,
    this is ritu. i am a new member to this site. i read ur jokes. it was too good. my fav. letter was:
    i am in well here n hope u are also in the same well...
    keep forwarding,

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