Just for FUN....its FUNNY

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  1. godsgrace

    godsgrace Bronze IL'ite

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    As per research
    A man speaks 25,000 words daily
    &
    A woman speaks 30,000

    Problem starts when husband comes home
    from office after consuming his 25,000 words
    &
    wife starts her 30,000..


    An Angry Wife To
    Her Husband 0n Phone:
    "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

    Husband:
    Darling You Remember That
    Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
    The Diamond Necklace n Totally
    Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
    Have Money That Time n I said
    "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)

    Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
    Yeah I Remember That My Love !

    Husband:
    I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop


    An Airline Introduced
    A Special Package For Business Men.
    Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

    After Great Success,
    The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
    Asking How Was The Trip.
    All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

    "Which Trip ?"

    Husband was seriously ill.
    Doc to wife :-
    Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
    don’t discuss ur problems,
    no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
    Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

    On the way home..
    Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
    Wife :- .No chance for u to survive



    ''An Intelligent Wife Is One
    Who Makes Sure She Spends
    So Much
    That
    Her Husband
    Can't Afford Another
    Women"

    A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
    Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

    At The Club:
    Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

    Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
    Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him

    Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
    Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
    In My Local

    Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
    Do You Crave Special Again ?

    The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
    Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
    You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

    Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

    Cool Msg by a woman-
    Dear Mother-in-law,
    "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
    I'm living with one of yours
    &
    he needs a lot of improvement" ;)


    A Sweet demand by a kid.
    A kid was beaten by his mom.
    Dad came n asked- what happen son?
    Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
    I want my own.


    A successful man is one
    who makes more money
    than
    his wife can spend.


    When a married man says- "I'll think about it",
    What he really means that,
    He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :p
    Lolz

    It is said that Husband is the head of the family, <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr>
    But
    Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
    & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)




    Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
    Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

    WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
    With Idiot For Ever

    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
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  2. sushmavja

    sushmavja Platinum IL'ite

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    lol!!loved the last one..
     
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