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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Surya, Apr 28, 2006.

  1. Surya

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    Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
    Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
    Teacher : Spell it?
    Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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    Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
    Banta : How do you know??
    Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have
    came again..

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    Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV
    in my house.
    Police : How the theif did not take TV???
    Sardar : I was watching TV na....

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    Thought for the Day!!!

    If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger
    sis and elder sis?

    Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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    Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
    Tell why this odd combination?


    Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wears SHIRTs!!!

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    When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

    Answer : On their Wedding !!

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    Whats the height of Intelligence?

    Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...

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