Jokes from Magazines like 'RD' etc.

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  1. bharatheeyan

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    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Excerpt[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]TEXTS GONE BAD[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Parents master the art of the quick comeback.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : What time are you picking me up?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : Who is this?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Your son.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : How did you get this number?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : I programmed your phone, remember?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : How do I delete people? :)
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]********************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Can I borrow 50 bucks?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Mom: You don't call to say hi, you didn't call on my birthday.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]All you ever call for is money![/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : 40 bucks?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Mom : 'OK'. :bonk {A relative boy of mine does exactly like what is said here!}
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]####################################[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Hey![/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : Aren't you supposed to bed at school?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Aren't you supposed to be at work?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : Touché...[/FONT] :thumbsup
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&[/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Happy 49[/FONT]<sup>[FONT=Vani, sans-serif]th[/FONT]</sup>[FONT=Vani, sans-serif], Dad! I love you so much![/FONT]
    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad: It's 48! You ruined my day.[/FONT] :rotfl
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    Yes, present day world is e.mail, twitter, facebook and sms text world!
    We have to keep abreast with trend. :cheers


    [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]"bharatheeyan"
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  2. shashiv

    shashiv Gold IL'ite

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    Nice jokes.... thanks for sharing



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