[FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Excerpt[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]TEXTS GONE BAD[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Parents master the art of the quick comeback.[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : What time are you picking me up?[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : Who is this?[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Your son.[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : How did you get this number?[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : I programmed your phone, remember?[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : How do I delete people? [/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]********************************************[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Can I borrow 50 bucks?[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Mom: You don't call to say hi, you didn't call on my birthday.[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]All you ever call for is money![/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : 40 bucks?[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Mom : 'OK'. :bonk {A relative boy of mine does exactly like what is said here!} [/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]####################################[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Hey![/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : Aren't you supposed to bed at school?[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Aren't you supposed to be at work?[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad : Touché...[/FONT] :thumbsup [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&[/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Me : Happy 49[/FONT]<sup>[FONT=Vani, sans-serif]th[/FONT]</sup>[FONT=Vani, sans-serif], Dad! I love you so much![/FONT] [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]Dad: It's 48! You ruined my day.[/FONT] :rotfl [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]***************************************************[/FONT] Yes, present day world is e.mail, twitter, facebook and sms text world! We have to keep abreast with trend. :cheers [FONT=Vani, sans-serif]"bharatheeyan" [/FONT]