The funny soup Customer in a hotel: Waiter, this soup tastes funny! Waiter: Oh!, the chef must have been laughing when he prepared it sir. Two men in a bar Two men were chatting in a bar. One says "Where are you from?". Second man replies "I come from somewhere where we do not end a sentence with a preposition". "Alright" says the first man, "Where are you from idiot?" Lady next door Man1: Your kid just looks like you. Man2: Shhh, not so loud. That's the next door lady's kid. Man and his son joke Man 1: My son does not listen to anything that I say. Man 2: Is he so adamnant? Man 1: No, he is deaf.