JOKES by sho :laugh:

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  1. shobimanju

    shobimanju Bronze IL'ite

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    The funny soup
    Customer in a hotel: Waiter, this soup tastes funny!
    Waiter: Oh!, the chef must have been laughing when he prepared it sir.

    Two men in a bar
    Two men were chatting in a bar. One says "Where are you from?".

    Second man replies "I come from somewhere where we do not end a sentence with a preposition".

    "Alright" says the first man, "Where are you from idiot?"
    Lady next door
    Man1: Your kid just looks like you.
    Man2: Shhh, not so loud. That's the next door lady's kid.
    Man and his son joke
    Man 1: My son does not listen to anything that I say.
    Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
    Man 1: No, he is deaf.
     
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  2. shashiv

    shashiv Gold IL'ite

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    That was nice..............Keep posting more



    Shanti
     

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