I failed to answer such a funny reply..!!!

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  1. haagesummane

    haagesummane Gold IL'ite

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    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    * it will simply become wet

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
     
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    navis Gold IL'ite

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    he..he...he...:bowdown:bowdown:bowdown


    even i would fail to answer such brilliantly.:bang:bang

    enjoyed reading.
     
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  3. Soumedh

    Soumedh Silver IL'ite

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    HS,good ones!refreshed my mind:)
     
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    sushmavja Platinum IL'ite

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    good ones..cant stop smiling
     
  6. haagesummane

    haagesummane Gold IL'ite

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    Here is one more which i witnessed while taking a telephonic interview with my senior..

    The candidate to be interviewed was an experienced guy.
    My senior asked "Can u pls walkthrough your profile..??"
    Candidate : sure sir,Pls let me know when i need to come there..

    He assumed that we called him to office instead of briefing about his profile....!!!
     
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    lameh Senior IL'ite

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    good one...........nice jokes
     
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  8. sl28

    sl28 New IL'ite

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    very nice answers
     

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