Never always trust what u see!!!! Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia were travelling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly a kissing sound and then a slap was heard ! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Sonia was thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Aishwarya was thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped. Bush was thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. Guess what Manmohan was thinking???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manmohan was thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again. :clap PS: No offence meant.