poor kid! President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." Bush says, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Bush says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!" The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!!!"
sardarji bahout cute hote hai!!!!! Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye? Sardar2:-Birla cement Sardar1:-Kyun? Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain ________________________________________________ Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" _______________________________________________ A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, He said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" _______________________________________________ Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticketand didn't travel. __________________________________________________ A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258." _____________________________________________________ What is the height of stupidity? 2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat ______________________________________________________ Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! ____________________________________________________ Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course! ____________________________________________________ What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well? A deep thinker.. __________________________________________________ Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!' _________________________________________________ AT INDO-PAK WAR Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Captain. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani!(mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His friends ask him "Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi? ___________________________________________________ In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh No Assumptions Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya". Gani Singh replies "aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha"!</pre>
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