<B><BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG>HUM - TUM</BIG></BIG></BIG></BIG></B> <BIG><BIG>Boy : I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours! Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!! </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? Girl : Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!</BIG> </BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance? Girl : No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : How did you get to be so beautiful? Girl : I must've been given your share!!!</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Is it hot in here or is it just you? Girl : It's hot!!!</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you! Girl : Okay,but would you stay there?</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday? Girl : Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!</BIG></BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Your face must turn a few heads! Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out! Girl : Okay,get out!!!</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me? Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!</BIG> </BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Can I have your name? Girl : why,don't you already have one?</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Shall we go and see a film? Girl : I've already seen it!!!</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together? Girl : Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind. Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!! </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down.. Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down! </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : You know when they made u they must have broken the mold. Girl : Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!! </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you? Girl : Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you! </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Did you miss me while I was away?? Girl : Were you away?? </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me! Girl : You love me... </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring?? Girl : Sure, what's your phone number?? </BIG></BIG> <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. Girl : Don't you ever want to improve?? </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>BOY : I love you and I could die for you! Girl : How soon?? </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. </BIG></BIG> <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl : It's in the phone book. Boy : But I don't know your name. Girl : That's in the phone book too.</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Hey, baby, what's your sign? Girl : Do not Enter</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy Girl : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven. Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face! </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Girl : You remind me of the sea. Boy : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? Girl : NO, because you make me sick. </BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica? Boy : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. </BIG></BIG> <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG> <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG>Boy : I know how to please a woman. Girl : Then please leave me alone.</BIG></BIG> <BIG> </BIG> <BIG><BIG>Boy : I want to give myself to you. Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.</BIG></BIG> </BIG></BIG> <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG>