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HUM TUM....Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Chilbuli Imli, Apr 23, 2006.

  1. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    <B><BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG>HUM - TUM</BIG></BIG></BIG></BIG></B>


    <BIG><BIG>Boy : I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
    Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!
    </BIG></BIG>
    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
    Girl : Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!</BIG>
    </BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    Girl : No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : How did you get to be so beautiful?
    Girl : I must've been given your share!!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Is it hot in here or is it just you?
    Girl : It's hot!!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
    Girl : Okay,but would you stay there?
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    Girl : Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!</BIG></BIG>


    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Your face must turn a few heads!
    Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
    Girl : Okay,get out!!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
    Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!</BIG>
    </BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Can I have your name?
    Girl : why,don't you already have one?
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Shall we go and see a film?
    Girl : I've already seen it!!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
    Girl : Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
    Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
    Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
    Girl : Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
    Girl : Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Did you miss me while I was away??
    Girl : Were you away??
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
    </BIG></BIG>


    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    Girl : You love me...
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??
    Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG>
    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
    Girl : Don't you ever want to improve??
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    Girl : How soon??
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    </BIG>
    </BIG>

    <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?
    Girl : It's in the phone book.
    Boy : But I don't know your name.
    Girl : That's in the phone book too.
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
    Girl : Do not Enter
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
    Girl : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
    Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Girl : You remind me of the sea.
    Boy : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    Girl : NO, because you make me sick. </BIG>
    </BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica?
    Boy : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG>
    <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG>Boy : I know how to please a woman.
    Girl : Then please leave me alone.</BIG></BIG>

    <BIG> </BIG>
    <BIG><BIG>Boy : I want to give myself to you.
    Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.</BIG></BIG>

    </BIG></BIG>

    <BIG><BIG></BIG></BIG>



     

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