Height of confidence!

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  1. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next
    when
    his telephone rang.

    "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh
    from
    Phagwara, District Kapurthala. I am ringing to inform you that we are
    officially declaring the war on you!"

    "Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big
    is
    your army"

    "Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is
    myself,
    my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi
    team from the gurudwara. That makes
    eight"

    Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in
    my
    army waiting to move on my command."

    "Arrey O! Main keha .. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"

    Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

    "Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is
    still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked.

    "Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."

    Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and
    14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to
    1-1/2
    million since we last spoke."

    "Oh teri ....." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."

    Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

    "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
    airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of
    shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's
    generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"

    Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell
    you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
    military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
    sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

    "Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."

    Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day. "Kiddan, Mr. Hussein!

    I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart"

    "Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of
    lassi's,
    and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!"

    Now i am running away from my monitor to escape all those tomatoes :oops:
     
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  2. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Hi,

    i wonder if Sadddam did not faint upon hearing this....2they decided over a glass Of lassi "..that was coooool....really ! Typical Sardarji joke...ha ha....
     

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