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Hay Fatso Stop Cheating On Your Wife!

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by ChennaiExpress, Jul 25, 2017.

  1. ChennaiExpress

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    Hay fatso stop cheating on your wife!
    Hay fatso stop putting your wife's heart through a knife!

    You were friendly
    You were cordial
    Then you asked me if I wanted to snorkel

    Hay fatso stop cheating on your wife!
    Hay fatso stop ruining her life!

    Your wife gave you her body
    Your wife gave you are soul
    Your wife gave you children
    G-d save your soul!

    Hay fatso stop cheating on your wife!
    Hay fatso don't have one more pizza slice!

    You cheat on your diet
    You cheat on your taxes
    You cheat on your clients
    And sent erroneous invoice faxes

    Hay fatso stop cheating on your wife!
    Hay fatso stop causing me strife!

    You pretended to be my friend
    When I thought I was at the bitter end
    But little did I know that you wanted to feel my skirt's mend!

    Hay fatso stop cheating on your wife!
    Hay fatso drop that cake slice!

    Go on a diet
    Go on a stroll
    Take your wife
    Stop sliding down the pole!

    Hay fatso stop cheating on your wife!
    Hay fatso your dear, loving wife is your life!!!!!

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  2. amunique

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    claps ...claps!! :)
     
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    Nice one though the fatso is disgusting.
     
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  4. ChennaiExpress

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    Yes ... and the fatso is based on a composite of people I see in real life!
     
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