Hahahaha...........Santa's joke.....

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    [​IMG] With Santa Singh [​IMG]
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    The Story So Far...
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    Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for '50-50' and 'Phone a Friend'. Santa Singh is playing the 13 <SUP>th </SUP>Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next...
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    Amitabh Bachchan:
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    Apka 13 <SUP>th </SUP>question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...
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    Santa Singh gets Tense...



    Amitabh Bachchan:
    Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Verdana\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cimg height\u003d\"300\" alt\u003d\"11d26b7.jpg\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1\u0026amp;realattid\u003d0.1.3\u0026amp;attid\u003d0.2\u0026amp;disp\u003demb\u0026amp;view\u003datt\u0026amp;th\u003d11939c0f13ad26ca\" width\u003d\"400\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e*\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:blue;font-family:Verdana\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAmitabh Bachchan: \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;font-family:Verdana\"\u003eTo Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He\u0026#39;s quite sure that Santa will opt for option A] \u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#3f8080\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:#3f8080\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eBut Santa is surprisingly still confused... \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"blue\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:blue\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAmitabh Bachchan: \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003eAapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai. \u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"red\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:red\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nSanta Singh: \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003eI think it is A, but I\u0026#39;m not sure. \u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"blue\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:blue\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAmitabh Bachchan: \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003eNot sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge? \u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"red\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:red\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nSanta Singh: \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003eI would like to use 50-50... \u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"blue\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:blue\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAmitabh Bachchan: \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003eOk Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye... \u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#3f8080\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:#3f8080\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eComputer deletes two names, and leaves the following options: \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\u003e",1]);//--></SCRIPT>
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    Amitabh Bachchan:
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    To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]
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    But Santa is surprisingly still confused...



    Amitabh Bachchan:
    Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.


    Santa Singh:
    I think it is A, but I'm not sure.


    Amitabh Bachchan:
    Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?


    Santa Singh:
    I would like to use 50-50...


    Amitabh Bachchan:
    Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...



    Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:
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    Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!


    Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...
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    Santa Singh:

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    I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
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    Amitabh Bachchan:

    Aap kis se baat karna chahenge!?


    Santa Singh:

    Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...



    Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel

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    J ]...
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    Santa Singh:

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    receiving reply from JAYA Santafaints..



    GUESS WHY????????? ??


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    Big LaughBig Laugh though they are old ones...
    i luv reading them again & again.. :rotfl:rotfl
     
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    Big Laughpoor Amitabh and Jaya
     
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    ஹா,ஹா ஹா , இப்படி எல்லாம் மனைவிகளும் கேக்க ஆரம்பிச்சிட்டா?.......இன்சல் பிரச்சனையே வராது...............
     
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    Nice joke Nefertiti... Keep it up!
     
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    V Good one.
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