Discussion in 'Jokes' started by g3sudha, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. g3sudha

    g3sudha IL Hall of Fame

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    Me: God, can I ask You a question?

    God: Sure

    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    ... ... ... ...
    God: I promise

    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

    God: What do u mean?

    Me: Well, I woke up late

    God: Yes

    Me: My car took forever to start

    God: Okay

    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

    God: Huummm

    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

    God: All right

    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

    Me (humbled): OH

    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

    Me: (ashamed)

    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

    Me (embarrassed):Okay

    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

    Me (softly): I see God

    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

    Me: I'm Sorry God

    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

    Me: I will trust You.

    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
  2. saichithari

    saichithari Bronze IL'ite

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    Good one dear. I am sending a similar message received.

    Our Beautiful Life Is a GOD Gift one, though it is short.. so always
    live happily & live yourself - without worrying much about what will
    happen tomorrow.

    God : Hello... Did you call me?

    Me: Called you? No.. who is this?

    God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

    Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in
    the midst of something..

    God: What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

    Me: Don't know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It's
    rush hour all the time.

    God: Sure.. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results.

    Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

    Me: I understand. But I still cant figure it out. By the way, I was not
    expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

    God: Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some
    clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you
    are comfortable with.

    Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?

    God: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

    Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?


    Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are
    worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit.
    That's why you are not happy.

    Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?

    God: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

    Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty..

    God: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

    Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?

    God: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified
    without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer. With
    that experience their life becomes better not bitter.

    Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?

    God: Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test
    first and the lessons afterwards.

    Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can't we be free
    from problems?

    God: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to)
    Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and
    endurance, not when you are free from problems.

    Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don't know where we are heading..

    God: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look
    inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes
    provide sight. Heart provides insight.

    Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the
    right direction. What should I do?

    God: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure
    as decided by you.Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than
    knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work
    with the clock.

    Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?

    God: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to
    go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

    Me: What surprises you about people?

    God: when they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask
    "Why me". Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want

    to be on the side of the truth.

    Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I can't get the answer.

    God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be.
    Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is
    not a process of discovery but a process of creation.


    How can I get the best out of life?

    God: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence.
    Prepare for the future without fear.

    Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.

    God: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

    Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the New Day
    with a new sense of inspiration.

    God: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and
    doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to
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  3. JustMyself

    JustMyself Gold IL'ite

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    Good one. Sometimes little words make a mountain of difference.

    Thanks for sharing.

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