George Bush

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  1. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,

    “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to
    sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”

    Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”

    Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

    Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome
    to heaven!”

    The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”

    Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.” Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few
    strokes of chalk.

    Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”
    Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and
    says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”

    George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”

    Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”
     
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  2. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Oh, Seena, that was really good !

    But why does everybody pick on poor Bush ? Or is it on the
    "president-figure", whoever he be ?
    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
  3. Varloo

    Varloo Gold IL'ite

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    That is true, I believe!

    Dear Shahana,
    I feel it must be true. Recently there was an article in the Ananda Vikatan about how Bush made a fool of himself in front of world leaders, journalists etc. I could not reproduce the exact incidents, but the report is real.
    Personally, I do not much like him. I do not know why. And I also think that he represents the geneal American mentality- they have a superiority complex. They think they are the best in the world. The truth is that the whole man kind depends on each other for survival.
     
  4. Kamla

    Kamla Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    :))))

    Was hilarious Safa:)

    L, Kamla
     
  5. purnima_2k

    purnima_2k Senior IL'ite

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    soo funny

    Dear Safa,
    I enjoyed this immensely although it is yet another one on bush!I wonder Why there are so many on him.
    Regards,
    Purnima
     
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  6. meenaprakash

    meenaprakash Silver IL'ite

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    nice one

    Dear Safa,

    that was too good.
    do come up with more of them.

    Love & regards,
     
  7. Nandshyam

    Nandshyam IL Hall of Fame

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    Its not presdential thing.. Its because its bush.. hes kinda crazy may be ;)

    Nand
     

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