Funny SMS ***************************************************************** If ever in your life .......... U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing.................................. I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge....................&............... &.............Show U......... where 2 jump From !!!... ***************************************************************** Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose???????????????????????????????? ????????? ????? ?? ? your Own Stupid!!! ***************************************************************** Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se shikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! ***************************************************************** True friends are those Who Care without hasitation, Remember without Limitation, Forgive without any Explanation, and Love even with little Communication!!! ***************************************************************** What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Improves with time but not Wine??? Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!! ***************************************************************** Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost........................... .................... Langoor hai! ************************************************************** Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... ***************************************************************** When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to................... MISS ME!! ******************************************************************* Think Big... Think Positive............ Think Smart... Think Beautiful.... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST THINK ABOUT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***************************************************************** 5 great people: 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi 3.Aishwarya Rai apni pohanch say bahir 4.baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch ***************************************************************** Life without u is.............................. impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello.......................... i am talking about OXYGEN ***************************************************************** VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions... I think its enuff abt ME, wht abt U?????????????? ***************************************************************** Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did u find me ........................ sonia
another sms Dear, If you feel lonley anytime, If you feel depressed anytime, If you feel bored anytime, If you feel frustrated anytime, Just think of me. I will be with you always. You can CALL ME anytime, I will be there to talk to you, BECAUSE, I have joined "Life long incoming free" scheme.
some more funny sms Close ur eyes .... Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air. Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. Why should only I suffer? U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50 Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
