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  1. sonia

    sonia Bronze IL'ite

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    Funny SMS *****************************************************************

    If ever in your life ..........
    U R very sad
    & lonely
    & feel that U have lost every thing..................................
    I will come,
    Hold your hand,
    take U 4 Walk on a Bridge....................&...............
    &.............Show U.........
    where 2 jump From !!!...

    *****************************************************************

    Today, tommorow and yesterday
    there will be one heart
    that would always beat for you

    You know Whose
    ????????????????????????????????
    ?????????
    ?????
    ??
    ?
    your Own Stupid!!!

    *****************************************************************

    Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
    to rab se shikayat hogi....
    Ek to jhella nahi jata
    dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

    *****************************************************************

    True friends are those
    Who Care without hasitation,
    Remember without Limitation,
    Forgive without any Explanation,
    and Love even with little Communication!!!

    *****************************************************************

    What is sweet but not Honey,

    Precious but not Money,

    Bright but not Sunshine,

    Improves with time but not Wine???

    Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

    *****************************************************************

    Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
    to kya hua....


    Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost...........................
    ....................
    Langoor hai!

    **************************************************************

    Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

    waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

    Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

    Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

    *****************************************************************

    When i am not messaging u
    it does not mean that
    i have forgotten u,
    i am just giving u time to...................
    MISS ME!!

    *******************************************************************

    Think Big...
    Think Positive............
    Think Smart...
    Think Beautiful....
    Think Great...

    I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST THINK ABOUT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *****************************************************************

    5 great people:

    1.Quaid
    woh to ab rahe nahi


    2.Wasim Akram
    woh kisi kaam ka nahi


    3.Aishwarya Rai
    apni pohanch say bahir


    4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
    So keep in Touch

    *****************************************************************

    Life without u is..............................
    impossible,
    u r in my breath and blood.
    i cant stay for a second without u,
    if u r not there i am dead
    oye hello..........................
    i am talking about OXYGEN

    *****************************************************************

    VERY...
    Cute,
    Gorgeous,
    Genious,
    Goodlooking,
    Intellegent,
    One in Trillions...
    I think its enuff abt ME,
    wht abt U??????????????

    *****************************************************************

    Sweet candies are nice to eat

    Sweet words are easy to say

    but, sweet ppl are hard to find


    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    how did u find me ........................


    sonia
     
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    archukoratty Junior IL'ite

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    another sms

    Dear,
    If you feel lonley anytime,
    If you feel depressed anytime,
    If you feel bored anytime,
    If you feel frustrated anytime,

    Just think of me.
    I will be with you always.
    You can CALL ME anytime, I will be there to talk to you,
    BECAUSE, I have joined "Life long incoming free" scheme.
     
  3. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    some more funny sms

    Close ur eyes .... Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air.


    Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. Why should only I suffer?


    U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media


    Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50


    Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
    The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more



    Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks


    In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
    Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise




    Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
    But girraffe was not eating. Why?
    Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND



    Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
    Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

     

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